Oh Lil that is awful, so sorry you are going through it. You will be glad when you are not having to do with explosions every 2 seconds. Poor little L bum must be just about raw. I hope you all are feeling better soon.
Even though I know it is a chance in a million of it happening after all this time. Some how I manage to be hopeful every cycle

I am 2 days late for AF, which could possibley only mean I am heading for a 32 day cycle.
But I have been symptom spotting as you do, and there is nothing absolutely nothing.
Which is a good sign. Every cycle since I can remember either after O or at least a few days before AF, my boobs get heavy and sore. I start the cramps that you know AF is looming. My nipples are a little sensitive and I don't feel as tired as I usually do with AF coming. So at this stage totally not sure. As each day goes by I get more excited, which I know is silly because it just means that when AF shows I will be even more dissappointed. Boy the emotions rollercoaster we put ourselves through :rollseyes:
Oh and my DD right on bed time after reading a book together totally un related to what she said. Comes out of the blue and says 'why do you want another baby mum', I said why not, she said 'because they cry alot', I said 'But you turned out so cute, why wouldn't I want to have another one of you, and you will be the best big sister ever', she had a big grin from ear to ear after that.